Scans the developer's machine for dead side projects, autopsies each one from its git history (died at the payments wall, killed by a newer project, finished but never shipped), surfaces their personal death patterns, and picks the corpse most worth resurrecting — then helps ship it. Use when the user mentions abandoned, unfinished, or old side projects, asks "what should I finish", wants to revive or resurrect a project, says "run the graveyard", wonders why they never finish anything, or is about to start a new project that sounds like one they already built. Runs entirely locally.