Screens private investment opportunities from the passive LP (limited-partner) perspective — equity syndications, preferred equity, hard money / bridge funds, and private credit — pasted from any source (an investment platform listing, a direct GP email, raw terms). Produces a deal snapshot, stress-tests returns against public benchmarks, deconstructs the fee stack to a gross-to-net drag, surfaces severity-ranked red flags and missing disclosures, assesses GP alignment, and generates prioritized GP questions with bad-answer signals. Use whenever asked to analyze, evaluate, screen, or review a real-estate or private-market deal, syndication, offering, or investment opportunity — e.g. 'is this deal worth pursuing', 'what should I ask the GP', 'analyze this offering memo'. LP lens only; not operator-side underwriting (acquisition/development/asset-management). For corporate-finance DCF/ratio work use financial-analyst.