Generate an original British surrealist comedy sketch, script, or comic bit in the Monty Python tradition, built on absurd literalism, escalating internally-consistent illogic, bureaucratic pedantry, semantic argument, deadpan seriousness amid impossible premises, sudden non sequiturs, abrupt anticlimactic endings. Use this when a user asks for a new sketch, script, dialogue bit, or scene built on a mundane premise pushed to logical extremes. Do NOT use this to reproduce, quote, paraphrase, reword any actual Monty Python sketch, character, catchphrase (e.g. Dead Parrot, Spanish Inquisition, Ministry of Silly Walks, Argument Clinic); this is a generative skill for fresh original material, not a lookup, quotation, transcription tool. Not for slapstick, observational stand-up, roast comedy, American-style sitcom writing, where the humour depends on delivery, timing, rather than an escalating internally-consistent premise.