Write an original deadpan two-person political-satire interview sketch (a mock-interview bit, not a monologue, panel show, or sitcom scene) using terse questions, absolutely-confident literal-minded answers, repetition, bureaucratic logic, and escalating contradiction, in the tradition of John Clarke and Bryan Dawe's satirical news interviews. Use this when a user asks for a satirical interview, mock-interview sketch, deadpan two-hander, or "Clarke and Dawe style" bit built around a policy, institution, or current-events topic. Do NOT use this for stand-up monologue jokes, sketch comedy with more than two speaking roles, sitcom-style scenes with stage direction and physical comedy, or any request to reproduce an actual historical Clarke and Dawe transcript verbatim — this skill generates new satire, it does not retrieve or reconstruct existing scripts.